WebGL users: Click to go full screen, then CTRL minus to zoom out like a boss. Why? Why not!? You wanna take this outside!?

The only thing worse than being in the grave is having to stay there. Rumor has it there's a way back, but you'll have to earn it. As a door to door skeleton, your goal is to sell your way to the Other Side... by any means necessary.

Controller support! (IN YOUR DREAMS!)
Choices to choose!
Decisions to decide!
Dialogue to be dialogged!
More than one ending!
Less than three endings!
NO ambiguous Procedural Generation!
NO lootboxes!
Reading is fun!
Punctuation marks!
No sound! (Play your own wonderful music in the background! Feature not bug!)

Please note a glitch when replaying that action buttons appear prematurely. For best replay behavior, exit the game and start it again. Glitches are free. No refunds.

StatusIn development
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
AuthorBeard or Die
GenreInteractive Fiction
Made withUnity
TagsComedy, Dark Humor, Ludum Dare 44, Skeletons, Unity
LinksLudum Dare

Install instructions

No installation necessary. Download the zip. Unzip the zip. Find and run the exe file like a boss. Don't run a virus scanner because security is just fine. Don't believe that pesky Windows SmartScreen. Trust me because I am a stranger you just downloaded an executable file from!


BleedCoinLD44-Win64.zip 21 MB


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